hellenthetenderness:

danisontnonfire:

cheekygeek05:

cattt420:

STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY

I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON

Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S

STOP SUPPORTING HIM

So he saw what happened and he did nothing????

stephanemiroux:

the-disney-delete:

Who has this ornament on their tree?

Omg

lifeinpoetry:

I realize that being a woman is a lot
like being a planet—I can’t decide
what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless
as I am powerful. I am very powerful.

— Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge

dr-bebber:

maxiesatanofficial:

inspirobot is gonna get taken out by the secret service

Inspirobot did it… they fucking did it….

wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

distantvoices:

ASHLEY GRAHAM IN VOGUE PARIS NOVEMBER 2018 BY LACHLAN BAILEY

eerrrmmm… me escaping academia and living in italy w my tits out 24/7

orphelline:

─ The Tempest,Arthur Rackham (1926)

the-wolfbats:

the-wolfbats:

the-wolfbats:

the-wolfbats:

the-wolfbats:

the-wolfbats:

my favorite posts on this website part 2 (part 1)

one race

she

quote from man stabbed

exoskeleton

it’s gonna be

Go become God

we can’t see the slides

we live in a world

orange

nuts

for some reason

and most of all

yeah

thirty speed.

that is literally what happened

I am not a bad guy

he’s just chilling 

dear liberals

so that’s how it’s pronounced

ufos

dies anyway

early stages

the ginger ale man

gain.jpg

this isn’t even a tumblr post but it’s hilarious. 

…….

this man ate my son.

mayonaise 

hi we’re back.

we all have the power

chickenstab:

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

samuelwinschester:

heartofalifer:

what was this movie even 

A cinematic masterpiece.

kallypsowrites:

redwwood:

comickit:

redwwood:

pottamux:

chaoticroguekel:

pottamux:

captaincromch:

redwwood:

redwwood:

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.